Werner the Poet
And, here is the poem...
There once was a pest
Who simply would not give it a rest,
Tried as they might
Every Pest controller gave up a fight
Then came along the man from Pestforce
Who knew exactly what method to source
He had a good look around
And you will never guess what he found
He analysed a dropping
And it sent his eyes popping
It is not a mouse in your house
It is in fact a Bat; i'm not permitted to deal with that.
He picked up his phone
And waited for the ring tone
He called bat conversation
To deal with the situation
So low and behold
The story was told
Of a man who works in a gruesome industry
Yet always does his work very ethically!!